Sunday, May 17, 2009

Gentle Reader

Dear Ladies Who Ocassionally and/or Frequently Urinate:

I understand that you are a delicate flower, with skin as fragile as white petals and a nervous system held together by spiderweb-like tendrils. I know that your world is fraught with danger. I get your fear of dread disease. And I feel you on getting the gross-outs. But, just so we're clear, peeing all over the toilet seat isn't going to solve any of these problems.

1 comment:

  1. Are there ladies who don't pee frequently, especially on car trips?